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Things we can assume about dinosaurs, based on their modern descendants:
- They were warm-blooded and had feathers.
- They liked to roll in the dirt.
- They could not hiccup.
- They danced to impress girls.
- The girls they were trying to impress needn't be the correct species.
- Not even vaguely. I once saw a peacock trying to woo a pond full of deeply unimpressed flamingos.
- They looked very silly when they ran.
- They would seize any opportunity to be a gratuitous asshole, particularly when food was involved.
- They woke up very early in the morning and started the day by screaming.
- They were capable of being very stupid, then shockingly intelligent, then dumb as a bucket of mud again within ten seconds.
- They tasted delicious on a bun with spicy mayo.
